Batman prompts

because i literally couldn’t not c’mon

–

“There’s a bat-”

“Don’t you fucking dare-”

“There’s a bat loose in Crime Alley!”

“Listen here you little shit that joke has been made a hundred times over-”

“I’m funnier than the joker is tho.”

“That is not hard!”

–

“Okay, I know I just moved here and Gotham has a habit of heckling the new comers, but I need you to answer me honestly.”

“What’s up?”

“Are Bruce Wayne and Batman dating? They sure seem to be raising a lot of kids together.”

“…Yes. Yes they are. That is exactly what’s happening.”

–

“Hey,” says a customer. The barista works at the only 24 hour coffee shop on this side of the Bowery line so it’s not unusual to get customers who are covered in blood walking in at three am. He has a red motorcycle helmet under one arm, and several guns.

“Hello,” xe says because this is pretty typical “What can I get for you.”

“How many espresso shots can I bribe you to put into a Frappuccino?” he grins disarmingly “I need it to be at least strong enough to wake the dead.

–

“My parents held an intervention for me last night.”

“They thought you were doing drugs?”

“They thought I was the new Robin.”

Teen Wolf prompts

“You know, when I said the Alpha had creepy uncle vibes? I did not expect him to be an actual uncle, what the hell – ”

–

“You sold us out.”

“Oh, don’t act so surprised. You should know better than to trust me by now.”

–

“So what you’re saying is – ”

“Do not.”

“There was a WOLF in the HIGH SCHOOL!”

“I’m going to throw you out of this car.”

–

“So, did those two challenge each other to a duel in your honor yet?”

“God, okay, first of all never phrase anything like that ever again – and yeah, yeah they did. Honestly, I’m hoping [villain] wins.”

Bleach prompts

In the wastes of Hueco Mundo there lives a little child. with a head made of bone and a body of chitinous armor, Xe was probably human once, but is now only a monster.

It’s your sworn duty as a shinigami to eradicate any hollow threat. 

you can’t kill a child

You must

–

The entire Seiretei is on alert after another hollowification incident occurred. Technically, you’re supposed to. You know. Find and kill the hollowified shinigami.

“Okay,” you whisper to your sleeping friends (or what’s left of them) “Stay here. I think I know someone who can help.”

You have to find Urahara.

–

“Exactly what is going on here?”

“Uh,”

“We’re summoning ghosts using a ouija board.”

“Okay, but why is Kurosaki moving the planchette around.”

“Inside joke.”

–

“I’m bleeding.”

“That’s just something that happens at your age- Oh my god what happened to your eyes.”

“I’m bleeding!”

“Actually this is perfectly normal for a half-hollow at your age-”

“I’m bleeding! Out of my eyes!”

DBH prompts

The android fiddled with a loose thread in the uniform. “My programming does not dictate – ”

“Screw your programming,” the cop said. “What do you want?”

–

“The deviant hunter will come for us if we’re not careful,” warns the PL700 “So I need you to pretend like nothing has changed, okay?”

“Do I have too?” asks the YK500 “I’m scared. I don’t want to stay here.”

“It’s only until I find out some place safe for us to go. You heard about what happened to that AX400 the other day? Hit by a car fleeing the hunter? We’ll leave as soon as we can.”

–

“There are no androids here,” says the human to the police “But you’re welcome to come in if you’d like.”

“I’d appreciate that.” says one of the cops, making to step inside.

The android hiding behind the door readies xir knife, shares a glance with the human. It’s going to be okay.

–

“Can you taste things?” asks the human “Like, do you want to go to starbucks with me?”

“I- are you asking me you on a date?” asks the android 

“Yes. We could do a movie! I like movies. Do you like movies?

because i literally couldn’t not c’mon

—

“There’s a bat-”

“Don’t you fucking dare-”

“There’s a bat loose in Crime Alley!”

“Listen here you little shit that joke has been made a hundred times over-”

“I’m funnier than the joker is tho.”

“That is not hard!”

—

“Okay, I know I just moved here and Gotham has a habit of heckling the new comers, but I need you to answer me honestly.”

“What’s up?”

“Are Bruce Wayne and Batman dating? They sure seem to be raising a lot of kids together.”

“…Yes. Yes they are. That is exactly what’s happening.”

—

“Hey,” says a customer. The barista works at the only 24 hour coffee shop on this side of the Bowery line so it’s not unusual to get customers who are covered in blood walking in at three am. He has a red motorcycle helmet under one arm, and several guns.

“Hello,” xe says because this is pretty typical “What can I get for you.”

“How many espresso shots can I bribe you to put into a Frappuccino?” he grins disarmingly “I need it to be at least strong enough to wake the dead.

—

“My parents held an intervention for me last night.”

“They thought you were doing drugs?”

“They thought I was the new Robin.”

Tolkien Prompts

“It’s amazing how much one family can ruin a world, isn’t it?”

The exile sighed. “We all know you’re talking about mine, you know. You can just say it.”

–

“I cannot believe you have dragged me all this way, you know. Your adventuring manners are horrid.”

“You are welcome to return to your home at any time, of course.”

“Oh yes, that’s quite generous of you, now that you’ve dragged me into the middle of bloody nowhere – ”

–

“Now, your majesty, I say this with all the respect due to your position, but really. The dragon skull is very impressive and quite overdone, please return it to your palace or…wherever you found it. I really do not have the room.”

–

“Silly thing.”

“Obstinate fool.”

The warrior rolled his eyes. “Oh, will you just kiss xir already?”

Teen Wolf prompts

“You know, when I said the Alpha had creepy uncle vibes? I did not expect him to be an actual uncle, what the hell – ”

—

“You sold us out.”

“Oh, don’t act so surprised. You should know better than to trust me by now.”

—

“So what you’re saying is – ”

“Do not.”

“There was a WOLF in the HIGH SCHOOL!”

“I’m going to throw you out of this car.”

—

“So, did those two challenge each other to a duel in your honor yet?”

“God, okay, first of all never phrase anything like that ever again – and yeah, yeah they did. Honestly, I’m hoping [villain] wins.”

In the wastes of Hueco Mundo there lives a little child, with a head made of bone and a body of chitinous armor. Xe was probably human once, but is now only a monster.

It’s your sworn duty as a shinigami to eradicate any hollow threat.

you can’t kill a child

You must

—

The entire Seiretei is on alert after another hollowification incident occurred. Technically, you’re supposed to. You know. Find and kill the hollowified shinigami.

“Okay,” you whisper to your sleeping friends (or what’s left of them) “Stay here. I think I know someone who can help.”

You have to find Urahara.

—

“Exactly what is going on here?”

“Uh,”

“We’re summoning ghosts using a ouija board.”

“Okay, but why is Kurosaki moving the planchette around.”

“Inside joke.”

—

“I’m bleeding.”

“That’s just something that happens at your age- Oh my god what happened to your eyes.”

“I’m bleeding!”

“Actually this is perfectly normal for a half-hollow at your age-”

“I’m bleeding! Out of my eyes!”

DBH prompts

The android fiddled with a loose thread in the uniform. “My programming does not dictate – ”

“Screw your programming,” the cop said. “What do you want?”

—

“The deviant hunter will come for us if we’re not careful,” warns the PL700 “So I need you to pretend like nothing has changed, okay?”

“Do I have too?” asks the YK500 “I’m scared. I don’t want to stay here.”

“It’s only until I find out some place safe for us to go. You heard about what happened to that AX400 the other day? Hit by a car fleeing the hunter? We’ll leave as soon as we can.”

—

“There are no androids here,” says the human to the police “But you’re welcome to come in if you’d like.”

“I’d appreciate that.” says one of the cops, making to step inside.

The android hiding behind the door readies xir knife, shares a glance with the human. It’s going to be okay.

—

“Can you taste things?” asks the human “Like, do you want to go to starbucks with me?”

“I- are you asking me you on a date?” asks the android

“Yes. We could do a movie! I like movies. Do you like movies?

Tolkien Prompts

“It’s amazing how much one family can ruin a world, isn’t it?”

The exile sighed. “We all know you’re talking about mine, you know. You can just say it.”

—

“I cannot believe you have dragged me all this way, you know. Your adventuring manners are horrid.”

“You are welcome to return to your home at any time, of course.”

“Oh yes, that’s quite generous of you, now that you’ve dragged me into the middle of bloody nowhere – ”

—

“Now, your majesty, I say this with all the respect due to your position, but really. The dragon skull is very impressive and quite overdone, please return it to your palace or…wherever you found it. I really do not have the room.”

—

“Silly thing.”

“Obstinate fool.”

The warrior rolled his eyes. “Oh, will you just kiss xir already?”