“There’s blood on your shirt.”

“Oh. Sorry, I’m… on my period.”

“Given the blood is on your collar, i certainly hope that’s not what it is. Did you really pick a fight with that weirdo for flirting with the waitstaff?”

“That wasn’t flirting, that was harassment! And I didn’t pick a fight I just hit xir like, eight times. And then xe bled on me.”

“There’s blood on your shirt.”

“Oh. Sorry, I’m… on my period.”

“Given the blood is on your collar, i certainly hope that’s not what it is. Did you really pick a fight with that weirdo for flirting with the waitstaff?”

“That wasn’t flirting, that was harassment! And I didn’t pick a fight I just hit xir like, eight times. And then xe bled on me.”

“Time travel plot lines are best left for films, or at least groups where we all like each other and none of us are on medication or have life threatening health conditions.” moans [X] “I have epilepsy, you know. I can’t just go off my meds.”

“What year are we even in,” adds [Y] “and what do we do about menstruation?”

“Time travel plot lines are best left for films, or at least groups where we all like each other and none of us are on medication or have life threatening health conditions.” moans [X] “I have epilepsy, you know. I can’t just go off my meds.”

“What year are we even in,” adds [Y] “and what do we do about menstruation?”

Bleach prompts

In the wastes of Hueco Mundo there lives a little child. with a head made of bone and a body of chitinous armor, Xe was probably human once, but is now only a monster.

It’s your sworn duty as a shinigami to eradicate any hollow threat. 

you can’t kill a child

You must

The entire Seiretei is on alert after another hollowification incident occurred. Technically, you’re supposed to. You know. Find and kill the hollowified shinigami.

“Okay,” you whisper to your sleeping friends (or what’s left of them) “Stay here. I think I know someone who can help.”

You have to find Urahara.

“Exactly what is going on here?”

“Uh,”

“We’re summoning ghosts using a ouija board.”

“Okay, but why is Kurosaki moving the planchette around.”

“Inside joke.”

“I’m bleeding.”

“That’s just something that happens at your age- Oh my god what happened to your eyes.”

“I’m bleeding!”

“Actually this is perfectly normal for a half-hollow at your age-”

I’m bleeding! Out of my eyes!”

In the wastes of Hueco Mundo there lives a little child, with a head made of bone and a body of chitinous armor. Xe was probably human once, but is now only a monster.

It’s your sworn duty as a shinigami to eradicate any hollow threat.

you can’t kill a child

You must

The entire Seiretei is on alert after another hollowification incident occurred. Technically, you’re supposed to. You know. Find and kill the hollowified shinigami.

“Okay,” you whisper to your sleeping friends (or what’s left of them) “Stay here. I think I know someone who can help.”

You have to find Urahara.

“Exactly what is going on here?”

“Uh,”

“We’re summoning ghosts using a ouija board.”

“Okay, but why is Kurosaki moving the planchette around.”

“Inside joke.”

“I’m bleeding.”

“That’s just something that happens at your age- Oh my god what happened to your eyes.”

“I’m bleeding!”

“Actually this is perfectly normal for a half-hollow at your age-”

I’m bleeding! Out of my eyes!”

do u tag triggers? could i ask u to tag smth so i could blacklist it better or? if not i’ll manage i guess but i wanted to ask..

i do tag triggers! i’m awful at tagging in general but triggers r something i put effort into

“You know, I never liked you as a superior officer.” [X] smirks, keeping a gun trained on the Brigadier General’s chin “Girlfolk like you, so emotional. What if you go on the rag and get us all killed?”

“I’m not a girl you son of a bitch-”

“Ah, ah! General, I’ve got the power here. If you’re going to open your mouth, you might as well do something fun with it.”