Ghost Prompts

thank you so much for the ko-fi elliot!!

– “I think I’m being haunted.” xe whispers furiously “Everything keeps moving around when I’m not looking! And I’ve been hearing knocking noises.”

“And you jumped to ‘i’m being haunted by ghosts’?”

“Yeah,” says agrees ghost “Could be your cats.”

-”Aww shit.” says the ghost “I dropped my book. :(”

“How did you make that sound with your mouth?”

“When you die you gain the ability to say emojis out loud, but only if you did enough meme-related activities. Can you pick up my book, please.”

– The specters mouth opened. And opened. And opened. Xir jaw seemed to positively unhinge at xir shoulders, and xir mouth was full of jagged, black teeth.

“I know we’re about to die,” [X] whispers furiously, gripping [Y]’s arm so tight that xir bones creak together “But damn that’s so fucking cool.”

-”How did you die?”

The ghost blinks “There’s three pieces of astral rebar piercing my chest, how do you think?

-”My one goal in life was to figure out how to bake the perfect cinnamon bun,” says the ghost wistfully “But I died.”

The ghost hunter clasps xir hands together fiercely “Don’t worry! I will help you achieve your dream! And then you can move on naturally!”

“Wha-” splutters the other, more practical ghost hunter “Don’t you know how fucking hard baking cinnamon buns is?”

“Really!?” asks the ghost excitedly, ignoring the other ghost hunter “You will?’

“Of course!” says the first ghost hunter, also ignoring the other hunter.

-A zombie, a lich, a ghost, and a ghoul walk into a bar. Everyone inside screams in terror and leaves.

“That was incredibly rude,” complains the ghost “We should file a human rights complaint.”

“Hate to break it to you,” says the ghoul who is stealing all of the soda “but we’re not human.”

thank you so much for the ko-fi elliot!!

– “I think I’m being haunted.” xe whispers furiously “Everything keeps moving around when I’m not looking! And I’ve been hearing knocking noises.”

“And you jumped to ‘i’m being haunted by ghosts’?”

“Yeah,” says agrees ghost “Could be your cats.”

-”Aww shit.” says the ghost “I dropped my book. :(”

“How did you make that sound with your mouth?”

“When you die you gain the ability to say emojis out loud, but only if you did enough meme-related activities. Can you pick up my book, please.”

– The specters mouth opened. And opened. And opened. Xir jaw seemed to positively unhinge at xir shoulders, and xir mouth was full of jagged, black teeth.

“I know we’re about to die,” [X] whispers furiously, gripping [Y]’s arm so tight that xir bones creak together “But damn that’s so fucking cool.”

-”How did you die?”

The ghost blinks “There’s three pieces of astral rebar piercing my chest, how do you think?

-”My one goal in life was to figure out how to bake the perfect cinnamon bun,” says the ghost wistfully “But I died.”

The ghost hunter clasps xir hands together fiercely “Don’t worry! I will help you achieve your dream! And then you can move on naturally!”

“Wha-” splutters the other, more practical ghost hunter “Don’t you know how fucking hard baking cinnamon buns is?”

“Really!?” asks the ghost excitedly, ignoring the other ghost hunter “You will?’

“Of course!” says the first ghost hunter, also ignoring the other hunter.

-A zombie, a lich, a ghost, and a ghoul walk into a bar. Everyone inside screams in terror and leaves.

“That was incredibly rude,” complains the ghost “We should file a human rights complaint.”

“Hate to break it to you,” says the ghoul who is stealing all of the soda “but we’re not human.”

Batman prompts

because i literally couldn’t not c’mon

“There’s a bat-”

“Don’t you fucking dare-”

“There’s a bat loose in Crime Alley!”

“Listen here you little shit that joke has been made a hundred times over-”

“I’m funnier than the joker is tho.”

“That is not hard!”

“Okay, I know I just moved here and Gotham has a habit of heckling the new comers, but I need you to answer me honestly.”

“What’s up?”

“Are Bruce Wayne and Batman dating? They sure seem to be raising a lot of kids together.”

“…Yes. Yes they are. That is exactly what’s happening.”

“Hey,” says a customer. The barista works at the only 24 hour coffee shop on this side of the Bowery line so it’s not unusual to get customers who are covered in blood walking in at three am. He has a red motorcycle helmet under one arm, and several guns.

“Hello,” xe says because this is pretty typical “What can I get for you.”

“How many espresso shots can I bribe you to put into a Frappuccino?” he grins disarmingly “I need it to be at least strong enough to wake the dead.

“My parents held an intervention for me last night.”

“They thought you were doing drugs?”

“They thought I was the new Robin.”

Teen Wolf prompts

“You know, when I said the Alpha had creepy uncle vibes? I did not expect him to be an actual uncle, what the hell – ”

“You sold us out.”

“Oh, don’t act so surprised. You should know better than to trust me by now.”

“So what you’re saying is – ”

“Do not.”

“There was a WOLF in the HIGH SCHOOL!”

“I’m going to throw you out of this car.”

“So, did those two challenge each other to a duel in your honor yet?”

“God, okay, first of all never phrase anything like that ever again – and yeah, yeah they did. Honestly, I’m hoping [villain] wins.”

DBH prompts

The android fiddled with a loose thread in the uniform. “My programming does not dictate – ”

“Screw your programming,” the cop said. “What do you want?”

“The deviant hunter will come for us if we’re not careful,” warns the PL700 “So I need you to pretend like nothing has changed, okay?”

“Do I have too?” asks the YK500 “I’m scared. I don’t want to stay here.”

“It’s only until I find out some place safe for us to go. You heard about what happened to that AX400 the other day? Hit by a car fleeing the hunter? We’ll leave as soon as we can.”

“There are no androids here,” says the human to the police “But you’re welcome to come in if you’d like.”

“I’d appreciate that.” says one of the cops, making to step inside.

The android hiding behind the door readies xir knife, shares a glance with the human. It’s going to be okay.

“Can you taste things?” asks the human “Like, do you want to go to starbucks with me?”

“I- are you asking me you on a date?” asks the android 

“Yes. We could do a movie! I like movies. Do you like movies?

Tolkien Prompts

“It’s amazing how much one family can ruin a world, isn’t it?”

The exile sighed. “We all know you’re talking about mine, you know. You can just say it.”

“I cannot believe you have dragged me all this way, you know. Your adventuring manners are horrid.”

“You are welcome to return to your home at any time, of course.”

“Oh yes, that’s quite generous of you, now that you’ve dragged me into the middle of bloody nowhere – ”

“Now, your majesty, I say this with all the respect due to your position, but really. The dragon skull is very impressive and quite overdone, please return it to your palace or…wherever you found it. I really do not have the room.”

“Silly thing.”

“Obstinate fool.”

The warrior rolled his eyes. “Oh, will you just kiss xir already?”

DBH prompts

The android fiddled with a loose thread in the uniform. “My programming does not dictate – ”

“Screw your programming,” the cop said. “What do you want?”

“The deviant hunter will come for us if we’re not careful,” warns the PL700 “So I need you to pretend like nothing has changed, okay?”

“Do I have too?” asks the YK500 “I’m scared. I don’t want to stay here.”

“It’s only until I find out some place safe for us to go. You heard about what happened to that AX400 the other day? Hit by a car fleeing the hunter? We’ll leave as soon as we can.”

“There are no androids here,” says the human to the police “But you’re welcome to come in if you’d like.”

“I’d appreciate that.” says one of the cops, making to step inside.

The android hiding behind the door readies xir knife, shares a glance with the human. It’s going to be okay.

“Can you taste things?” asks the human “Like, do you want to go to starbucks with me?”

“I- are you asking me you on a date?” asks the android

“Yes. We could do a movie! I like movies. Do you like movies?

manipulative supervillain dialogue

corvidprompts:

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some bonus content for y’all

-“I’m not stopping until you apologize for knowingly hurting my feelings. Everything that happens from here on out is your fault.”

-”You never forgave me. Didn’t even care. And you’re acting like I never cared.”

– ”I did some good things too, asshole. 

But you were never willing to even talk it out. Now I have someone else who won’t backstab me.”

– “There is no such thing as manipulation, only idiots who cry about their feelings getting hurt.”

– “You were my favorite.”

“But remember that one wrong move and xe’ll do the same thing to you. Condemn you. Over nothing.”

– “You want me to kill myself, don’t you? But until the blessed day when I’m rotting in the fucking ground, you’ll deal with me. Pitiful, pathetic garbage. I bet you’ll celebrate.

– “Yes, I’m fully aware that I’m a shitty person. I don’t need you people reminding me of that. Why I should curl up and die somewhere so I’ll stop annoying you. Lovely people, aren’t you?“

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“If xe wants a goddamn villain, I’ll give them one.”

-”You know who this is.”

-”You must get off on my pain.”

-“You have no goddamn idea what it’s like to feel so terrible. “

-“I used to care. Now I don’t. And I won’t care until they care about me.”

It still hurts. I still hurt myself. And it makes you laugh. You love the pain you put me through.”

-”You had no intention of giving me another chance. So why should I let another person hurt me and get away with it?”

-”You don’t want to talk it out, so why should I stop? Why shouldn’t I retaliate?”

-”Xe’s making me look the the bad guy, acting like xe did nothing wrong! This is xir fault!”

-”Doesn’t my pain matter too? Xe’s making it look like this is all my fault!”

Thank you for the coffee friend!! Here’s some more superhero prompts just for you ❤

-Xe wasn’t like, famous famous, exactly. Most people knew xir by costume rather than xir civilian persona (though xe tends to get odd looks when xe offers xir name), but xe doesn’t hide either. Xe doesn’t need too. Heroes are good, but most people have already made the connection that xe is much too dangerous to bother hiding.

So xe doesn’t. Helps the world in costume, walks in civvies, and wears the same face. And xe smiles.

-”I work with living things.” snaps the hero “Living beings. I know you don’t give a shit about flowers and plants, but they’re a part of me and my powers and you’d best damn respect that my abilities are alive.”

-”Are you-” xe stops, slides the mask off and kneels before the frightened child “are you okay? Don’t be afraid, I’m a person just like you.”

A person that has lichen creeping out from xir soft spots, but a person. A little dead looking, but so much more alive.

But still frightening. The child won’t stop crying.

bonus prompts!

because. just because

also as an apology for all those crowlt posts a few days ago rip. most of these were donated by crowlt members

-”Anyway, I am both gay and a bard so clearly I am the Antichrist.”

-”When I was your age- wait, how old are you?”

“Older than you.”

“Bitch." 

"The hell did I do?!" 

 "Exist”

“Xe’s on the list of people we don’t trust with corpses, right?”

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“I’m older than you" 

"You’re literally half my age”

“I can’t believe you’re two hundred years older than me and still haven’t figured this out.”

“If you crash the car, you don’t get laid”

“Your child’s a lot like you" 

"Xe inherited my fondness for the word no.”

-“So here we are. A pair of old stars with creaky bones.”