“Where’s the joke? I expected that to end off with a joke but you’re just leaving it on the emotional gut-punch I guess.”

“You know what they say, comedy is just horror with a punchline.”

The siren’s eyes were black and glassy. Very little light reflected off them- more like empty pits than pools of glass.

“Hello,” says the hero chosen by no one “I’m here to help.”

“You’ll drown trying,” warns the siren “but follow me, unwanted one.”