“Have you considered my offer?”

“You mean your thinly veiled command? Yes. I did.”

“And?”

“Your words are poison and I hope you choke on them!”

“What’s up, cunts!”

“Of course, the first thing you say to us after dying and being reincarnated would be that”

“I’m pretty sure I’d know if I knew you.”

“C’mon, think! We left the camps together- we were going to live together! We- we, you were gonna- I”

“Aw, shit c’mon don’t cry. Listen, I don’t know you, okay, just, shit here take a tissue-”

“What happened to your face?”

“Got into a fist fight with a Nazi. He only got me the one time before [X] hit ‘im with a chair.”

“Thirty-seven dogs.”

“Stop saying that.”

“Thirty-seven- We have an apartment!!!! There’s a ‘no pets’ policy!!”

“THEY WERE ON THE KILL LIST WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?”

“Please- listen, please, if you’re going to wave that around at least cauterize the ends- please, listen- maybe put the arm down put it down-”

“We’re not together, we’re just friends who flirt wildly with each other to make creeps go away.”