“Oh my god, are you flirting.”

“Yes?”

“Oh. Cool. Not interested.”

“You speak too loudly and too often,” the warrior-monarch growled, raising xir weapon in xir captor’s direction. “Perhaps you would have been better company without a tongue.”

“Do you ever cry because life sucks and you want to die and everything is terrible but also things are going to be okay eventually but right now it’s bad and you don’t want to wait and-”

“Slow down. What happened?”

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“I am a master of subtlety.”

“You are literally bioluminescent.”

“I’m literally so nervous I could puke and your first thought is to scold me? In what way is that helpful? Please, just go the fuck away while I prepare.”