Could I have a few prompts where the hero and the villain are both crushing on eachother, but don’t realize the other has a crush on them? Tysm, i love your writing!!

romance yes

i know what romance is

-”Your costume makes your thighs look huge.” says the villain.

“You know what they say, bitch, thick thigh save lives,” snaps the hero “And that’s the whole point!”

-”Why are you at a concert anyway?”

“Well,” says the villain awkwardly “I overheard you talking to [different hero] about how expensive the tickets are so i figured if i crashed it you could just come anyway’“