“You’re very sweet.”

“I’m really not.” says the zombie “I taste mostly like decay.”

“You’re letting a pigeon live in your chest and you brought me chocolates. Face it, you’re a marshmallow.”

“I’m a corpse.” The zombie protests, blushing furiously “I’m a corpse with vermin in my chest.”

“Too late, your secret has been discovered.”


“You’re so fucking stupid, you know that right?” xe curses “You didn’t have to take that shot, [X]. I would be fine. I heal better than you do, you fucking human.”

“I’m f- fine,” ze grins shakily “Just a shoulder shot. It would’ve hit you- you in the spine.”