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Tag: prompt submissions
“How about we introduce ourselves?” “The hell is up everybody, I’m [X] and I have a crippling fear of bodies of water I could possibly drown in under almost any circumstances.”
“Statistically speaking, I’m 88% girls.” “What’s the other 12%?” “22%, and it’s lizard.”
God Fucking Bless this Sure Is A Gender
“I can feel the water in your blood, darlings.” The vigilante rolls xir shoulders and cracks xir knuckles and stares out over the hero and the villain, trapped and incredulous both. “It’s just dying to come out here and play with me.”
NICE
“What’s your cup size?” “My cup size? Actually I prefer mugs. But the cup size I usually go for is 16oz. Like the red party cups, y’know? You should buy some, you’re obviously extremely thirsty.”
o slam Dunked
Prompt 3: The villain calmly retracts xir knife from the copycat’s back, as the copycat gasps in pain. “Did you think I would be flattered, to have some amateur running around, ruining my reputation?” The villain asks. “I’m sorry, please, I’ll never do it again, *please*,” the copycat babbles.
and here’s the last one from Me in the Past god bless
Prompt 2: “Darling, I appreciate your strong moral compass, but any morality system that does not allow you to view yourself as a good person is one you should maybe take a second look at, hmm?”
god damn past!me thanks for numbering ur prompts u fuckin nerd
prompt: “What will you give me?” “Anything! Whatever you want!” “What a… dangerous thing to say. I like you, [A], so I’ll give you one chance to take it back.”
oh my god remember when I wasn’t a mod and I had to submit prompts through the askbox like a plebe god those were the days huh
“So… You’re a warlock, huh?” “Yep.” “How did that happen?” “Oh, I was dating The Unknowable and we got engaged. The wedding’s in March.”
iconic