“So you know that thing that happens where you procrastinate a task so long that by the time you finally have the energy to do it, it’s easier to just shamefully pretend the task doesn’t exist?”
“What – are you saying you did that with your prophesied destiny to defeat the Dark Lord?”
“I’m not not saying that.”
“We need to go pay a visit to a friend of mine, I think.”
“This isn’t gonna be like that time in the antique shop is it?”
“Off close not! That was a total anomaly and I had no way of knowing that shopkeep was possessed so please stop bringing that up!”
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“it isn’t personal-”
“Oh, it’s very personal. The only reason I’m here at all is to tell you, to your face, that you’re a fucking bastard.”
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