“So you know that thing that happens where you procrastinate a task so long that by the time you finally have the energy to do it, it’s easier to just shamefully pretend the task doesn’t exist?”

“What – are you saying you did that with your prophesied destiny to defeat the Dark Lord?”

I’m not not saying that.”

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“We need to go pay a visit to a friend of mine, I think.”

“This isn’t gonna be like that time in the antique shop is it?”

“Off close not! That was a total anomaly and I had no way of knowing that shopkeep was possessed so please stop bringing that up!”

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