“I’m exhausted.”

“Then go to bed?“

“Absolutely not, don’t be absurd.”

“You were supposed to lightly sample the capitalism, not deepthroat it. Look at your economy, it’s got depression.”

What happened to submissions? Do y’all not do that anymore?

We do! But we like to keep a backlog of them so we can use them to fill in the gaps whenever the mods are too busy to get out all five prompts a day.

– mod sam

“Bug spray your local capitalist!”

“You just bug sprayed me!” the CEO shrieked. “In the mouth!”

“Look at it this way, at least the flies won’t be attracted to all the shit you’re spewing.”

“Who did you think you were dealing with? Some old witch, hiding away from the world? Maybe a hunched up little grandparent? Well, let me tell you, child — they don’t hand out titles like Butcher to just anyone.”

“I’m here, I’m queer, and I’ve got an axe.”