Well if you ask so nicely, how can I not??
The first thing ur gonna want for a snarky oneliner is context. The best snark directly draws on a canon event and/or relies upon a personality trait. But alas, I run a prompts blog and thus must cater to a wide variety of situations.
I’ll start you off with these nine and try to collect some good ones for a bigger list in the queue soon. Hope these help!
-Here’s a newspaper filled with all the love I can’t feel. (said the gf#2 an hour an a half ago lmao)
– Ah yes. Cave-dwelling vampire plants. A staple in every northwest summer camp.
-You know, people may like you more if you didn’t smell like a corpse.
– Oh yeah, she’s definitely a shape-shifter. One of those deep-sea eels, maybe.
-You know, when I said I wanted a snake, I didn’t mean for you to end up being one.
-Listen, my fine arts degree taught me all the skills i need to open up my own business. Meanwhile your English lit certificate is good for what, Starbucks?
-Oh and just so you don’t get confused again, I wrote my name on everything that’s mine.
-You know, it’s not like you’re a raging, psychopathic, murderous bitch or anything. Oh, wait-
-Oh, yeah, fucking my ex was a perfectly forgivable transgression