oh man,,, more romance,,, i am,, So Good, ,,a,,,,, at the Romans™
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“Who’s a good boy?!?!”
“It’s me. You’re a literal demon. I am the good boy in this relationship.”
-”So like, are you a furry, or am I a scaley?”
“…What?”
“Which one of us is the gross one, [X]?”
romance yes
i know what romance is
-”Your costume makes your thighs look huge.” says the villain.
“You know what they say, bitch, thick thigh save lives,” snaps the hero “And that’s the whole point!”
-”Why are you at a concert anyway?”
“Well,” says the villain awkwardly “I overheard you talking to [different hero] about how expensive the tickets are so i figured if i crashed it you could just come anyway’“
Corvidprompts 