ā€œIā€™m not confused about my gender, fuckhat, but you might be confused over how to be a decent human being.ā€

I love this response.

Also good responses you can use:

“You’re right, I am confused. Why do I need to know the quadratic formula, but not how to file taxes?”

“At least I don’t go around anonymously harassing people on the internet you fucksock.”

“Sorry I don’t speak verbal diarrhea you asshole. Try again later.”

“Sorry!! This is a nb only zone! You must have atleast 10pts on your nb card to enter.”

“Aha, but you see, i am not confused. I am actually fifty thousand bees in a trench coat and there’s too many for use to decide on a single cohesive gender so we’re going for ???”