“X, we’re worried about you, are you okay?”

“I’m doing great, actually, like, wow! Life is good! Why do you ask?”

“You just keep talking about how much you long for death, how you can’t wait for death’s sweet embrace, how the thought of death is a comfort to you… that kind of thing.”

“…Ah. I see why you’re worried, but uh, actually I’m just dating the God of Death Xirself. Nothing to worry about! I’m doing awesome! Xe’s an amazing lover.”