“Never thought I’d see the day you two teamed up. City council must be scared of me.” The villain grinned.

[Vigilante] frowned and looked to the hero. “Ok I know your whole thing is nonviolence but like. Please. You’re stronger than me. Please punch this fool for everything wrong with that statement. Just once.”

manipulative supervillain dialogue


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some bonus content for y’all

-“I’m not stopping until you apologize for knowingly hurting my feelings. Everything that happens from here on out is your fault.”

-”You never forgave me. Didn’t even care. And you’re acting like I never cared.”

– ”I did some good things too, asshole. 

But you were never willing to even talk it out. Now I have someone else who won’t backstab me.”

– “There is no such thing as manipulation, only idiots who cry about their feelings getting hurt.”

– “You were my favorite.”

“But remember that one wrong move and xe’ll do the same thing to you. Condemn you. Over nothing.”

– “You want me to kill myself, don’t you? But until the blessed day when I’m rotting in the fucking ground, you’ll deal with me. Pitiful, pathetic garbage. I bet you’ll celebrate.

– “Yes, I’m fully aware that I’m a shitty person. I don’t need you people reminding me of that. Why I should curl up and die somewhere so I’ll stop annoying you. Lovely people, aren’t you?“


“If xe wants a goddamn villain, I’ll give them one.”

-”You know who this is.”

-”You must get off on my pain.”

-“You have no goddamn idea what it’s like to feel so terrible. “

-“I used to care. Now I don’t. And I won’t care until they care about me.”

It still hurts. I still hurt myself. And it makes you laugh. You love the pain you put me through.”

-”You had no intention of giving me another chance. So why should I let another person hurt me and get away with it?”

-”You don’t want to talk it out, so why should I stop? Why shouldn’t I retaliate?”

-”Xe’s making me look the the bad guy, acting like xe did nothing wrong! This is xir fault!”

-”Doesn’t my pain matter too? Xe’s making it look like this is all my fault!”

Could I have a few prompts where the hero and the villain are both crushing on eachother, but don’t realize the other has a crush on them? Tysm, i love your writing!!

romance yes

i know what romance is

-”Your costume makes your thighs look huge.” says the villain.

“You know what they say, bitch, thick thigh save lives,” snaps the hero “And that’s the whole point!”

-”Why are you at a concert anyway?”

“Well,” says the villain awkwardly “I overheard you talking to [different hero] about how expensive the tickets are so i figured if i crashed it you could just come anyway’“