“X, with all the love in my heart, I have some concerns about your child.”

“Why? Xe’s flourishing.”

“Xe’s running around half-naked, covered in mud, and howling like a wild animal while trying to catch and eat grasshoppers with xir bare hands.

“Who am I to deny xir the ability to follow the inexplicable exhortations of xir soul? And anyway, I hear grasshoppers are quite nutritious.”