Greetings birb and uncle of birb. Just wanted to ask how your days were today! ^_^ Have a great weekend! Ciao

hi hi!!

Bird is good bird!!! Bird is happy bird!!

Uncle had a great time hanging out this afternoon!! Thakns for chilling with us guys ❤

How should we prepare offerings for you, o, holy birb? Will birdseed mix suffice?

i accept money

also makeup, acrylic paint, glitter, paintbrushes, memes, and action movies featuring strong lady and queer leads with no romantic subplot

Tentacle-anon delighted!: A plague, you say? Aw, that’s the sweetest compliment I’ve ever gotten <3. I'll plant two eye-drangeas for you then.

you disturb me but i am growing to like you

are you a fellow void being?

tell your uncle *loud screams of horror followed by chainsaw sounds on a deck*

i did tell him this one before he left and his answer was horrified giggling


Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo draco maledicte, ut ecclesiam tuam secura, tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos!


hey fuck you dichead. i’m an eldritch horror not a demon

my uncle has taken his leave for the night! thanks all for playing with us! i’m going to solo clear everything from the inbox okay