[Image Description: Tag reading “Alternate Universe – The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: What
“Soulmate AU where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. The difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose.”
No
Thought of @corvidprompts
GEESE HATE ON MAIN
“Maybe I just plain old don’t want to die.”
“Lame. Don’t be a coward. At some zest to your fears.”
“Dude, you cried the last time a goose looked at you!”
“Yeah! That? Hilarious and fun! Fear of dying? Plain and overdone.”
“I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been attacked by a goose at least once, because it means they’ve sensed something in you they like.”
“Dude, they’re birds.”
“I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been attacked by a goose at least once, because it means they’ve sensed something in you they like.”
“Dude, they’re birds.”
“I’m a nice person.”
“Yesterday, you said your favourite bird was the goose.”
“I’m a nice person.”
“Yesterday, you said your favourite bird was the goose.”
i’m canadian
and geese are made of nightmares
“Why do you hate geese so much?”
“My datemate is a shapeshifter, and one night xe decided it would be hilarious to turn into a goose while I was taking a nap and surprise me. Xe surprised me so badly i fell off the bed and smacked my head on the bedside table. I spent a night in the hospital with a concussion. That’s not why I started hating geese, but it did not help.”
“Babe, I apologized for that D:!”
“Geese are the devil and I am an exorcist.”
“X, put the shovel down.”
“It is the instrument of my holy wrath!“
“Are you afraid of me?” the antagonist grins.
“No. As we’ve established, I am only afraid of geese.”
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