Working for a catering company doesn’t exactly pay well, but it does pay better than superheroing. And xe doesn’t have to fight xir nemesis- xe doesn’t even have to see zir.

Until right, now evidently, the hero’s lips tight in an awkward smile “Is there anything I can get for you, Mx.?”

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-”I enjoy it,” the torture smiles “I love the tears, the gore, the smell. All of it. Hedonism in it’s finest.”

-”There’s such beauty in the world!” the hero turns, grinning widely at the villain “There is such good and beauty all around us. All I’ve ever wanted is to make more of it.”

The villain smiles tiredly at the hero. It wasn’t fair that someone so good was already doomed to die.

-”I’m gonna climb that like a tree.”

“The nymph?”

“Yeah. It’s funny, right?”

-Every morning when you wake up, you check the mirror and see something staring back at you from inside your eyes. There’s no name for it, no words to describe it, but you know who it is. And you refuse to be afraid.

-”Listen, xe is very small, and very soft. Xe likes you, for some unknown reason, so I’m sure there’s something good in you somewhere. Be good to xir, child, or i will destroy you.”

-”People like to figure that in a threesome, at least one of us is responsible. Nope- we’re all just different shades of batshit.”

-”Doesn’t that hurt.”

“Better than the pain of complacency.”

-”Somehow, I don’t think I’m going to offer the rescue you desire. I can kill you here, where you stand, or let you go and watch as something else comes along to rip you to shreds. Which one do you want.”

-”I won’t die here. I won’t.”

“You’ll continue on, then?”

“I’ll get it done.”

Supervillian origin stories???

Supervillians are so fun!!!

I made a typo in the skype group chat and realized i could never regain my honour so meh why not

My cat refused to sit with me on the couch and i became sad

Someone laughed at my contouring on the day I actually put effort into it

As a hero guys would hit on me in my costume and i had to suffer through it, but NOW i can shave their heads into a reverse mohawk SO HA

My little cousin said the villians were cooler and I need to impress xir

I speak like 5 languages. Whens the last time you heard of a multi-lingual hero?? I thought so.

I paid 30$ for a highlighter and it was shitty 😡

gr9 superhero names trust me i run a blog

The Amazing Craig!

Fourty Eight Dogs on a Wednesday Afternoon

Plague Birb

Oh Shit I Have To Pick a Name Now?

Snorjax

Dad

Boots, After My First Cat

God Who The Fuck Is Filing This Shit

The Mundane Craig

Craig’s Remarkable Younger Brother

Patricia

Aunt Flo