“Heck,” says the fae-born “You were lying to me?”
“Not on purpose,” ze says “I didn’t know the truth, then. Now that I do, I’m telling you.”
“Oh,” the fae-born relaxes “Oh, good. If you were lying to me deliberately we’d be fucked because I’d have to kill you.”
“My name is-” xe starts, pauses “You’re not Fae, are you?”
“…” the fae pauses “Are you still going to tell me your name if I am?”
“Probably not.”
“Probably? So there’s a chance?”
“Does pee have enough salt in it to repel Fae?” the asexual asked.
“Even if it does, it’s not worth it,” the spirit signed.
“I’m very tired, and kind of broke, so could we do this later?”
“Nah. Take off your shoes.”
“My- what.”
“You owe me 10$. I will forgive your debt in exchange for your shoes.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“I’m half fae! you’re getting a great deal here.”
“Don’t cry, sweet thing.” soothes the fae “I’m not going to hurt you.”
The now-nameless human tried to glare through xir tears. What is it you think you’ve done, if you aren’t going to hurt me.
“[X],” says the fae “Your name is [X].”
“It’s not,” disagrees not-[X] “But you may use it.”
“No,” hisses the fae “It’s [X]. I decree it. You are my [X].”
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