“If you even look at me host” growls the demon “I’m going to eat you to death with my teeth.”

“…K.”

“You’re kind of scary you know that?”

“….I’m literally a wraithe. My entire job is ‘scary’”

“Puppy!”

“Flaming hellbeast with an exposed skull, eight eyes, and acidic drool.”

“Puppy!”

“Oh no.” says the succubus “Looks like there’s only one bed.”

“Oh my god,” the angel says, exasperated “This is our dorm room. What did you do to your bed?”

“Hello darling,” says the succubus as seductively as it’s possible to sound when you’re also trying to eat popcorn “You look nice.”

“Faculty sweatshirts never look good on anyone,” says the angel “You shouldn’t start eating the popcorn until the movie starts you know.”

“We can make more!”

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“Look!” xe says, gesturing “A puppy followed me home! Can we keep zir?”

“Uh.”

The twelve foot tall hellhound- how did xe get the dog inside?- drips burning ash onto the carpet like drool.

“Please?”

“Uh.”

“How many times do I have to remind you people that I’m a demon. I’m fireproof.”

“Hey,” says the angel “[Succubus] are you okay?”

“Hm? Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”

“You’ve got,” the angel pokes zir shoulder “Little glowy things. They look like feathers.”

“Ah,” the succubus claps a hand to the shoulder the angel touched “I’m a demon we don’t have feathers?”

“Well, says the angel “You do now. They’re pretty.”

“Hey,” says the angel under xir breath “You bored?”

“This is a stats class,” grumbles the succubus, even quieter than the angel was “Of course.”

“Wanna yeet out early and grab a coffee with me?”

“Yas, bitch.” says the succubus “Do a twirl.”

The angel spins around quickly enough to make the skirt of the dress fly out in a spiral.

“Hot,” says the succubus.

“You know when you said you were taking me out shopping, I was expecting… Not clothing.”

“You look nice! And red is definitely your colour.”