Yoooooooooooooooooo

eat my ass

If thou does consider me worthy of a few simple minutes of thy time, mine dearest avian deliverer of literary inspiration, might thou ‘crowst’ me as well? I do so verily hope that I am not, in fact, a bother.

what the fuck does this even say. who is this. why on earth would you address me in this manner? im reporting you to the police

noot da noot, steel toed boot!

does it look like i wear steel toed shoes? Go somewhere else, worm

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Ducks are better than crows. Quacksting is better than crowsting, after all.

my first brush with anon hate.

Not only is this anon clearly delusional, they don’t seem to have a very good grasp of the english language, perhaps from the gasoline they’ve been huffing. Quaksting makes no sense and further references will be reported

consider yourself blocked, swine.

Meatball

while your attempt at humor is appreciated, you failed. Miserably. I hope you don’t intend to become a comedian.

I. Love. Your. Blog. So. FUCKING. Muuuuuuuuuuuuuch! Whenever I try to explain it I just devolve into aggressively complimenting you.

I dare you to find a way to crowst me

why should i even waste my time on some grey faced anon with no respect? your message is boring and unoriginal, a weak challenge that hold no weight or meaning to it. How forgettable.

crowst me binch

Someone sent almost this exact message you unoriginal fool. Also, pigeons are pretty? really? those disease filled fungi fodder? clearly you are a being of poor taste and low creativity

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

owls dont need to be crowsted, your species is punishment enough

do you like my glasses? They don’t even need anything to hold on to, they just sit in front my my eyes.

clearly you are a fellow Eldritch horror. I don’t like that. get the fuck off my blog you no eared short sighted fuck