Concept: A character makes a deal and the price is xir heart. However, they had a heart transplant at some point. So they say, “hold on, my hearts just in a jar at home.” Everyone is confused. (For some reason they kept and preserved the heart). A character makes a deal and the price is the first thing xe greets when xe gets back home. It ends up being the grave of xir dead sibling. Or work it so they don’t have a “home” that works with this deal. Idk. It’s 130. Help. I haven’t slept in 3 days.

the first part of this was fairly coherent but you lost me at ‘

A character makes a deal and the price is the first thing xe greets when xe gets back home.

Your name is [X] and you’re on a divine mission. The Gods have chosen you personally to carry out this task. You find yourself unprepared, but willing to give it your all, but first… you need a team.

The mission? Make out with your datemate in the kitchen of every homophobic politician in the country and post pictures online for proof. Stealing their pets is optional, but recommended.

“I mean, the Gods told me too, so we gotta babe.”

“Oh, well if it’s sanctioned, that’s another story. C’mere.”