are you from newfoundland?
hello!! Good to see you!! You were probably expecting something mean but alas, you were polite and thus r welcome
you fool! your cats cannot harm me!! I am greater than your feeble material plane!
besides, all cats hold a contractual obligation to eldritch deities to act as our adorable sidekicks. They will not harm me
ignorant fool. i live in the west. bagged milk is an eastern canadian thing and everyone knows easterners are confused hybrids of the void and despair. perhaps you should take a cultural studies course. or simply acknowledge your inferiority and disappear.
what the fuck is wrong with you. this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever read. I bet you’re the kind of person who eats pineapple and mayonnaise on pizza.
Look at this rube. This fool. they think they are wise. they are not. turn your backs before they lower the iq of the whole blog.
in celebration let’s do some more crowsting. If you missed getting crowsted last time, now’s your chance!!
Basically: Send me any message at all, and I’ll be mean to you in my hilariously incompetent canadian manner. bonus: I’ll do bird memes for each post as well. (not all of crows tho- i’ve got some good ones for a couple other species of avian. U gotta earn the crow.)