clearly you are a fellow Eldritch horror. I don’t like that. get the fuck off my blog you no eared short sighted fuck
Tag: ask game
Hey, bird, crowroast me to! I dare you!
‘me to’ says it all, really.
You are the worst bird monster ever! You rock!!!

yo everyones doing it so ummm hola?
succumbing to peer pressure is for the weak minded and also all humans. be better, be Eldritch.
im gay

Ooh! Can I get crowsted too?
this is the bare minimum of effort required- probably someone deemed intelligent as a young child but left with crippling anxiety about performance and thus does not try very hard
seriously you are so polite. you have to give me something to be mean about
Ur nah ma real mum!!
given that i am a nonbinary eldritch being if feathers, pain, and gore, i would pray for your own sake that i am not. this feels almost petty in a way, anon. Do you get enough attention from your loved ones? or must you come to me?
just a thought
The crow with the cane becomes the crane ;D
uh, no don’t you pay attention? Rude. My cane’s name is richard and you are disrespecting both him and me. Blocked.
What’s the WiFi password
where’s the fucking punctuation? lazy, disrespectful. You come into my askbox with ur shenanigans.