Hey, can I get some prompts for a wizard who has to save the world but doesn’t want to, and a dude who wants to save the world but can’t because he isn’t said wizard? Thanks!

yes ofc!!

i’m going with xe for the wizard but he for the dude b.c dude

not that it matters b.c i didnt use pronouns lmao

-”Oh god, it’s like all you ever do is bitch! Guess what! Everything sucks and you’re the only one who can do anything about it!”

“I didn’t ask for this!”

“No one asked for the world to end either!”

-”If you want to save us all so badly, just bloody do it!”

I can’t.”

“Yeah, well, I won’t.”

-”Oh my god you fucking idiot. You can’t die here- we need you. You should’ve let me get hit. The world needs you.”

I need you.”

-”I can’t do it. I’m not good enough- I’m not enough, okay.”

“No one else is. No one has the potential to be enough either. No one but you.”

-”Fuck, listen. I’d kill for the chance to do what you can do. So you’re going to do it, or I will kill you.”

-”I will curse you, you petty little bastard-”

“We’re all going to die anyway, might as well get a jumpstart on that, kicking your ass into gear.”

-”Kiss my ass you wizard fuck!” screams the dude, leaping at the wizards foes, sword in hand “I’m gonna save your cowardly hoe ass if it’s the last thing I ever do.”

“It probably is going to be.” says the wizard placidly.

-”I can’t believe you’re tying me to the bed.”

“Don’t get any ideas, mage, I just don’t want you running before we meet the oracle.”

“Too late.”

-”Oh my god, you stupid fuck.” sobs the wizard “Don’t you dare die on me! I can’t stop the apocalypse without you. I won’t”

“You used- used to say, that you, that you wouldn’t do it- it at all.” chokes out the dude “Improvement. Get going.”