“Ah! I am a fool!”

“Yes. What incident in particular has made you realize this?”

“I’m in love with [antagonist]!”

“We’re merely dogs to you- not alive, not worthy of respect.”

“Well… yes. Why would you be? I own you. I made you.”

“You trained me in combat, in informational retrieval, in being obedient. I made myself, and I look forward to making you realize that.”

“You know something interesting, beloved?”

“Hm?”

“When the sunlight strikes you face, you light up golden. I’ve never seen eyes like yours, that glow quite so much.”

“I’m a witch of summer, what can I say? The sunlight stirs my magick.”

“Are you alright?”

“…Yes! I am perfectly fine! How could I be anything else?”

“I mean, you’re bleeding. There’s blood caked into your finger nails. There’s bone shards in your hair. You have… a bit of a manic expression.”

“I’m Fine! Everything is going to be fine! Are you okay?”

“I’m not the one- yes. I’m fine [X]. Thank you for asking.”

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“Are you- okay?”

no “Yes.” liar “I’ll be fine. You don’t have to be concerned.”You’re dying. You should give xir the opportunity to say goodbye.”

“Did you mourn me? Did you grieve?”

“You were- are my child, [X]. Losing you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.”

“Maybe you should’ve saved me. Maybe you shouldn’t’ve let my murderer live. How could you?”

“I would be nice to you, because I am a nice person, but you’re so awful I’ve decided to rescind my typical courtesy.”

“What the fuck does that mean.”

“It means that if you don’t tell me what I want to know, I’ll break all your bones one at a time until you do.”

“Hello there, mother fuckers. What is happening.”

“Are you asking to be polite or are you in distress, I am genuinely unsure.”

“I am in distress.”

“Oh! Oh dear.”