Would you guys be interested in a list of insults? I know I have trouble with coming up with insults at the opportune moments and I keep stealing ones from all over
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“What’s up, cunts!”
“Of course, the first thing you say to us after dying and being reincarnated would be that”
“I’m pretty sure I’d know if I knew you.”
“C’mon, think! We left the camps together- we were going to live together! We- we, you were gonna- I”
“Aw, shit c’mon don’t cry. Listen, I don’t know you, okay, just, shit here take a tissue-”
“What happened to your face?”
“Got into a fist fight with a Nazi. He only got me the one time before [X] hit ‘im with a chair.”
“Stop saying that.”
“Thirty-seven- We have an apartment!!!! There’s a ‘no pets’ policy!!”
“THEY WERE ON THE KILL LIST WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?”
“Please- listen, please, if you’re going to wave that around at least cauterize the ends- please, listen- maybe put the arm down put it down-”
Hey guys! I have some time this weekend so I’m opening drawing prompts.
I’m good for a lot of different fandoms to hit me up!
“We’re not together, we’re just friends who flirt wildly with each other to make creeps go away.”