“What happened to your face?” “Got into a fist fight with a Nazi. He only got me the one time before [X] hit ‘im with a chair.” Advertisements
“Thirty-seven dogs.” “Stop saying that.” “Thirty-seven- We have an apartment!!!! There’s a ‘no pets’ policy!!” “THEY WERE ON THE KILL LIST WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?”
“Please- listen, please, if you’re going to wave that around at least cauterize the ends- please, listen- maybe put the arm down put it down-”
Hey guys! I have some time this weekend so I’m opening drawing prompts. You can see some examples of my work here I’m good for a lot of different fandoms to hit me up!
“We’re not together, we’re just friends who flirt wildly with each other to make creeps go away.”