“Oh yeah, I’m into BDSM. Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me all the way.”

Kill your main character. How does the story continue?

Write about your character encountering the thing they fear most.

“Well, corsets are his favourite, after all.”

“… What on earth is going on over there?”

“Oh, those are just the linguistics majors.”

“Is this… a collar?”

“Yeah?”

“Is this you- You don’t have a dog? I mean-”

“I’m a fucking dog-shifter, you ass. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be taken in by the SPCA?”

“Honestly, being a shapeshifter makes dating a lot more difficult than you might expect.”

“Really? Can’t you make yourself, like, super hot?”

“Yeah, but mostly I get messages from people who want me to imitate celebrities, or cat girls or whatever.”

“Gross.”

“You don’t know the half of it.”

Imagine your OTP watching a Heterosexual Romcom ™ together, all the while narrating it like they’re sports commentators watching the disaster of the century

“Listen, if you want to know what’s going on, maybe consider not screaming wildly every time an [agency] member appears.”

“WHY DON’T YOU HAVE SKIN??”

okay so i’m tryin to use a queue for the first time so there won’t just be spree posting and then nada

Ive never used a queue before so bear tf with me