“What are you?”

“Mostly carbon, I think.”

“No, no, like. What’s, uh, what’s in your pants?”

“Nothing. I’m smooth as a Barbie doll down there. My creator did not see fit to provide me with such things.”


“Oh, wait, you’re asking about my gender, aren’t you? My bad, I thought you were being shitty about me being a cyborg. In that case, my gender is "go fuck yourself.”“


Author: corvidcraft

What's up! I'm a northern Canadian artist/writer. Poli sci student by education, acrylic painter by passion.

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