“Why do you hate geese so much?”
“My datemate is a shapeshifter, and one night xe decided it would be hilarious to turn into a goose while I was taking a nap and surprise me. Xe surprised me so badly i fell off the bed and smacked my head on the bedside table. I spent a night in the hospital with a concussion. That’s not why I started hating geese, but it did not help.”
“Babe, I apologized for that D:!”
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