“I feel love in this chili’s tonight.”
“We’re all literally in hell, and you’re so aromantic you missed that [X] was flirting when xe literally said ‘would you like to go on a date with me’.”
“First of all, this isn’t about me and my faults. Secondly I- wait, we’re in hell?”
“Yes? How did you miss that??”
“I’m pagan I thought you were being sarcastic.”
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