“Where’s the dog,” asks the alpha “Dog dog dog! [Witch] says you have a new dog for me.”
“No!” protests the vampire, holding the puppy to zir chest “My dog!”
The alpha squints.
“No fighting over puppies in my shoppe,” says the witch from where xe’s been pretending to be asleep “Hand over the puppy, [Vampire].”
“You got to keep the dragon!”
“Yeah, ‘cause the dragon is a dragon and I’m an adult.”
“I’m an adult.” the vampire pouts.
“Are you really, though?”
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