“”What are you majoring in?” asks the angel “I feel like I should’ve asked that before I was like ‘hey you’re a succubus let’s bang’.”
“So you waited until we were both naked and about to fuck.” asks the succubus dryly “Right now, apparently, theology.”
“Religious academia, worship, and eating out an angel aren’t the same thing.”
“Give me five minutes, I can change your mind.”