“Who is the Goodest dragon!” croons the witch, gently scratching at the dragons belly “Who is the goodest bird!!”

“God, what the hell.” says the vampire “It’s like stepping into the twilight zone.”

“[Witch] is a person,” signs the alpha “Xe gets happy, too.”

“Yeah but xe’s so stoic!”

“Someone has to be,” the alpha shrugs “Must be exhausting.”

“Goode, Goode dragon!” xe laughs