“You aren’t what I would call a good person,” warns the witch “This may hurt.”

“I know,” says the demon “But you can do it?”

“Judging the worth of a soul is simple,” says the witch, placing a black candle down on the coffee table “Even the soul of a demon’s. What are you going to do with that information?”

“Does it matter? Can’t a demon want to know xir spiritual worth?”

“Sure, but you aren’t really the introspective type.” the witch squints at the demon “Are you planning to buy something with it, you old fool?”