“Give me back my fucking sidekick!” the hero yells “Like seriously, [Villain], what the fuck!”
“Absolutely not!” the villain responds, affronted “Xe is my youngest now.”
“Really? What’s xir name?”
“It’s a work in progress! We’re going to go to Disneyland!”
“Oh my god!” the hero yells “You kidnapped my sidekick!! I want xir back!”
“If you didn’t want xir to get kidnapped, maybe you should be a better parent!” the villain counters.
The crowd of onlookers below is very confused.
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