“Give me back my fucking sidekick!” the hero yells “Like seriously, [Villain], what the fuck!”

“Absolutely not!” the villain responds, affronted “Xe is my youngest now.”

“Really? What’s xir name?”

“It’s a work in progress! We’re going to go to Disneyland!”

“Oh my god!” the hero yells “You kidnapped my sidekick!! I want xir back!”

“If you didn’t want xir to get kidnapped, maybe you should be a better parent!” the villain counters.

The crowd of onlookers below is very confused.

Author: corvidcraft

What's up! I'm a northern Canadian artist/writer. Poli sci student by education, acrylic painter by passion.

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