“The way you tell it, we’ve known each other for a thousand lifetimes.” says xir soulmate “You and I, together, throughout history.”
“Just the boring parts.” xe responds “I’m immortal. You might come back but- losing you is never easy.”
“Well, okay, the boring parts of history. And now you’re nervous about the thought of meeting my parents? Have you never met them before?”
“I just- What if they don’t approve?”