“Listen here, shitstick,” says the hero chosen by no one threateningly “I am the Hero chosen by-”
“No one. I know who you are.” says the royal guard, sounding exhausted
“Me! I am the hero chosen by me and I say I can pass.” says the hero because whoops there goes lying about being divine for privileges.
“If I let everyone who said they wanted to speak to the Royal Family pass just because they wanted to, I’d be out of a job.”
“Yeah, well I could always,” the hero breaks off and sprints for the castle gate.