“I can’t believe this,” says the hero looking around “I mean. Time travel. Seriously.”
“Life is a fucking mess,” agrees the vigilante pleasantly “On the plus side, we get to be cowboys for a day.”
“I’m not-”
“Cowboy is gender neutral. And not a furry thing. We’re outlaws!”
“Isn’t that your entire job already.”
“But now we can do it on horseback.”