“You’re going to get yourself killed,” says the princex “Only the hero chosen by the goddex can-”
“Yeah? Well xe’s dead,” says the hero chosen by no one “I’m not. I’m here. I’m going to do my fucking best and I’ll die knowing I tried. What are you doing, huh? Waiting? Hoping someone else will do something?”
The princex gives zir an assessing look “You mean to go through with this.”
“I’m not here to fuck spiders, am I?”
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