“Hello,” says the witch when the shop bell rings “Welcome.”

“Very friendly,” the newcomer purrs “Hello there, lover.”

The witch glances up. “If you remember correctly, we actually broke up over half a decade ago. Please leave.”

“Relax,” ze frowns “I’m just here for a new athame. There’s no reason to be hostile.”

“Hmm,” hums the witch “No, there is. Get out.”