“Okay, theoretically,” says the not-god-chosen hero to xir friend (who maybe also happens to be in the process of devoting zirself to the goddex) “What I went to find the god chosen hero,”
“Okay,” says the friend “Where is this going?”
“I’m getting there, shh, anyway. What if I went to find eir. And then stole eir shit and took eir job?”
“[X] what the fuck did you do?”
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