“When witches get married, we tell the other our true name.” says the witch, handing the vampire a jar full of assorted small rodent bones “Marriage is a big deal- it’s dangerous to allow anyone you don’t trust wholly with your name.”

“So… how do witches divorce?” asks the vampire, struggling to hold all the bone jars at once- why do they have so many bone jars? Are bones that good of a seller?

“If it’s amicable you just agree not to be married anymore.” says the witch, smiling “If it’s not amicable, whoever curses first usually wins. There’s a reason most of us stay single”

Author: corvidcraft

What's up! I'm a northern Canadian artist/writer. Poli sci student by education, acrylic painter by passion.

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