“I know you hate me, X, but-”
“Wait, what? Why do you think I hate you?”
“You always clam up when I enter the room and you’re always watching me and you never want to spar with me and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you and you won’t let me fight in the actual serious missions and oh, yep, I hear it now, oh my god, you have a crush on me, that’s adorable.”