“Uh,” says one witch to the other “aren’t you a kitchen witch? What’s with all the succulents.
“There’s only so many rosemary plants I can buy before the plant witch from the farmers market thinks I’m stalking xir.” ze sighs “At least they’re cute?”
“Why are you buying so many witch plants. Can I have this one” points the first witch to a healthy post full of hen and chick succelents.
“Yeah, go for it. And I’m trying to work up the nerve to flirt and I think it might go better if xe knows who I am!”
“By spending hundreds of dollars on plants.”
“Plant witches like plants! We have shared interests.”
“You only like plants you can make food out of, but like, okay. Can I have these violets, too?”
“No, those were a gift.”
“…Xe gave you violets. As a gift. And you think you aren’t flirting, yet?”