romance yes
i know what romance is
-”Your costume makes your thighs look huge.” says the villain.
“You know what they say, bitch, thick thigh save lives,” snaps the hero “And that’s the whole point!”
-”Why are you at a concert anyway?”
“Well,” says the villain awkwardly “I overheard you talking to [different hero] about how expensive the tickets are so i figured if i crashed it you could just come anyway’“